Well, they say it's April. Some of us, on the quirky public education pay schedule, could make a strong case for January.
You see, in that most expensive month December, we are delighted to receive our end-of-month pay on the last WORK day. This is usually around the 20th of the month, and we're SO! HAPPY!
But, alas, it must sustain us THROUGH JANUARY. Which, as you know, hath 31 days.
Sigh. It's a darn long time, especially with the retail world bombarding us with organizing systems, new window treatments, massage and skincare specials, and an overall drive to renew everything in our home and personal landscape.
I could do with a haircut, manicure and some liposuction. Ha. Just kidding about that last one. Just checking to see if you're paying attention.
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Have you ever noticed how the word "liposuction" and "ass" just always seem to go together? (She asks forlornly looking down.)
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