Saturday, February 7, 2009

Nine Circles of Hell

Yesterday, I hit my finger with a hammer so hard, I believe it has elevated my consciousness. If I could type faster, I could stand shoulder to shoulder with Dante or Edvard Munch.

It has settled down to a swollen, stiff and constant throb, but yesterday, it hurt so much that I darn near threw up. It hurt so much that I could only laugh. It hurt so much that Andy made me stop describing it, because I was making his finger hurt. It hurt so much that the end joints of the neighboring fingers were throbbing.

1 comment:

Angela said...

OUCH! No really...how bad did it hurt?